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May 4, 2009 · 2 Comments

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If ________ would just end, I could relax

if _________ wasn’t around, I would never be annoyed

if ________ weren’t so hard, life would be easy

if ________ would just stop _________, our relationship would be good again,

if I just had __________ i would feel ___________

if I worked for ____________________ i would love  it

if I could wear my ____________ shirt every day, I would

if I could _____________ once a week, I would

if I could only text one more person for the rest of my life, it would be _____________,

if I weren’t reading this, I would be ________

if I could wake up in any place in the world tomorrow, it would be ____________

if I could talk to animals, I would first talk to ____________

if I could live any of the dreams I’ve had while I was sleeping I would live the one where ____________

if I could fast forward through one day in my future it would be ____________

if I could tell everyone in the world to download one song, it would be ____________

if I were president, ____________

if someone handed me $850 in cash and told me I had to spend it in 10 hours, I would spend it on __________

if I could tell Jordan one thing about myself that he doesn’t already know, it would be ____________________

if I could sleep until any time tomorrow, it would be ____________

if I had to get my hands dirty tomorrow, I would get them dirty by __________

if you answer these questions, you know you’ll have fun and so will I.

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  • Jared // July 21, 2009 at 3:12 am | Reply

    If _work__ would just end, I could relax

    if _i_ wasn’t around, I would never be annoyed

    if __life___ weren’t so hard, life would be easy

    if __jordan__ would just stop _going to PSU_, our relationship would be good again,

    if I just had _one finger_ i would feel _with that one finger_

    if I worked for _spencer_ i would love it

    if I could wear my _david crowder band_ shirt every day, I would

    if I could _ride a jet ski_ once a week, I would

    if I could only text one more person for the rest of my life, it would be _mom_,

    if I weren’t reading this, I would be _reading the rest of jordan’s blogs_

    if I could wake up in any place in the world tomorrow, it would be _Texas_

    if I could talk to animals, I would first talk to _my dead cat to ask her if she knows where my wallet is that i lost around the house when i was little_

    if I could live any of the dreams I’ve had while I was sleeping I would live the one where _I CAN SLAM DUNK!_

    if I could fast forward through one day in my future it would be _the next time I have to get a shot_

    if I could tell everyone in the world to download one song, it would be _David Crowder Band – Only You_

    if I were president, _I would be paid a lot_

    if someone handed me $850 in cash and told me I had to spend it in 10 hours, I would spend it on _plane tickets_

    if I could tell Jordan one thing about myself that he doesn’t already know, it would be _no longer a secret_

    if I could sleep until any time tomorrow, it would be _11 am_

    if I had to get my hands dirty tomorrow, I would get them dirty by _finishing the stone fence for our house at home_

    if you answer these questions, you know you’ll have fun and so will I.

  • Cody // September 4, 2009 at 8:10 pm | Reply

    If __doing nothing___ would just end, I could relax
    if _anyone but jordan__ wasn’t around, I would never be annoyed
    if __madden___ weren’t so hard, life would be easy
    if _God____ would just stop ___being right__, our relationship would be good again,
    if I just had __a job______ i would feel _less likely to declare bankruptcy___
    if I worked for __anyone______________ i would love it
    if I could wear my __pirate_______ shirt every day, I would
    if I could ___only poop_______ once a week, I would
    if I could only text one more person for the rest of my life, it would be ___jordan….not egli…sorry__________,
    if I weren’t reading this, I would be __literally doing nothing while I wait to go visit keith, so thanks for the time killer!______
    if I could wake up in any place in the world tomorrow, it would be __charleston SC__________
    if I could talk to animals, I would first talk to ___none of them, that’s freaky_________
    if I could live any of the dreams I’ve had while I was sleeping I would live the one where __censored for explicit content ;) __________
    if I could fast forward through one day in my future it would be ___a Monday without Monday night football_________
    if I could tell everyone in the world to download one song, it would be __how he loves by Kim Walker__________
    if I were president, __i’d have a job!__________
    if someone handed me $850 in cash and told me I had to spend it in 10 hours, I would spend it on __sheetz gift certificates so my next 6 road trips are covered!________
    if I could tell Jordan one thing about myself that he doesn’t already know, it would be __that he was in the dream from the earlier question__________________
    if I could sleep until any time tomorrow, it would be __12, PSU kickoff__________
    if I had to get my hands dirty tomorrow, I would get them dirty by __planting magnolias….pfff, I have no idea________

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